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Chapter 34

Chapter 34: Don’t move anti-pornography!

Netizens in the live broadcast room screamed ghostly, one by one.

[Popularity]+1+1+1+1… [Popularity]+1+1+1+1…

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[No, can’t you? No way!!! Is this so exciting? What happened to me today that I never even dared to dream about?]. [This anchor is in love. Love it. Send benefits online. Here it is, the tissues are ready, and the lubricating oil is on standby anytime, comrades, hurry up!!]. [Thinking too much, will it be broadcast live for you? Once the program team finds out, it will definitely be pinched. We, people, can’t even hear the sound. I don’t know why you are so excited!]. [Fuck?? That’s right, we can’t see or hear, so why the hell is Lin Yang going to have fun? We can’t do anything with our pants off. This is unbearable!! If he cuts off the live broadcast later, I have to call to report this bad social atmosphere!!].

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Twenty minutes later, Lin Yang arrived at the bridesmaid’s house, having navigated the unfamiliar roads. The three had travelled from different locations to attend the wedding, and Lin Yang had been staying at Xiaoyu’s place for the past few days. As he approached the door, his heart raced, contemplating what he could do once inside. The anticipation made his blood rush to his brain.

Meanwhile, in the online streaming room, viewers applauded the unfolding events. Suddenly, the screen went black, leaving netizens puzzled. The program team had detected an issue and promptly interrupted the live broadcast, prompting angry viewers to express their frustration and even report the situation to the authorities.

In response to the reports, the police, stationed at the Anti-Pornography Office, swiftly assembled an anti-pornography team. Twenty minutes later, they arrived at the door of the room where the communication sounds could be faintly heard. Inside, discussions ranged from admiration for Lin Yang’s skills to eager requests to learn to drive.

“Hey, buddy, your driving skills are impressive! Feels like we’re sailing smoothly with plenty of enthusiasm!”

“Impressed! You’re a seasoned pro. Your driving is so slick!”

“Hey, little bro, it’s my turn next. I want to experience that smooth ride too!”

“Bring it on! I’m not satisfied yet. Let’s form a queue!”

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The anti-pornography captain maintained a stern expression, murmuring quietly, “The report is accurate. People are indeed gathering for illicit activities.”

“Let’s avoid alarming them so they don’t tamper with evidence.”

“This door is quite sturdy. Kicking it open might not be feasible.”

“Old Wang, swiftly get in touch with Master He and request his assistance in unlocking the door.”

“Affirmative, Captain!”

Just as they awaited the opportune moment, another scream echoed from the girl inside.

“Ah… so exhilarating!”

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Apart from the woman’s voice, sporadic male voices could be heard.

“Did you enjoy it? As I mentioned earlier, don’t rush at full speed right away.”

“Navigate smoothly, maintain the right pace to relish a silky experience.”

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The police outside exchanged bewildered glances while the team leader expressed delight and said, “Looks like we’ve got a big catch today, possibly involved in live streaming explicit content for profit!”

Others nodded in agreement. After a while, the lock expert was called in.

Wearing a serious expression, the captain gave orders: “Listen up, everyone follows my lead. The moment that doorknob turns move in and apprehend them!”

“Understood!”

A click signalled the door unlocking as soon as the command was given. The captain forcefully kicked it open.

Bang!

The officers stormed in, shouting, “Don’t move, anti-pornography!”

Yet, in the next moment, a shocking sight awaited them. Everyone in the room was instantly incapacitated. Simultaneously, the live broadcast room’s screen reappeared. Numerous disappointed netizens witnessed the embarrassing turn of events.

[Damn it! Someone called to report it?]. [What’s happening here? What is Lin Yang doing? Is he really driving?]. [I’m so stupid, who will tell me what happened?].

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Lin Yang occupied the room’s left side of a spacious two-player racing arcade machine while the bridesmaid sat on the right. They both turned in surprise as the police arrived to address a reported issue.

“Officer, what’s going on here?” Lin Yang inquired, bewildered.

The captain glanced around, noticing a girl holding a toilet plug with a puzzled expression. Awkwardly, he explained, “Someone reported a gathering for prostitution. We overheard talk about something being flooded and thought it was suspicious.”

Lin Yang, perplexed, responded, “No, it’s a misunderstanding. We were discussing to fix her blocked toilet, not committing adultery.”

The captain, still awkward, mentioned overhearing them talking about something thrilling and exciting. Lin Yang clarified, “We were talking about playing a racing game on this machine, not anything illicit.”

Attempting to justify the situation, Lin Yang added, “Racing is exciting and fun. The ‘fast in, fast out’ talk is about passing a checkpoint in the game, not anything else. As an online taxi driver, it’s just practical advice for these hard-working beauties.”

The police officers and onlookers remained silent, processing the explanation.

In reality, Lin Yang had anticipated a different scenario upon entering the room, hoping to engage in a teaching session. Little did he expect the girl to rush to the toilet with a plug, seeking help with a blocked sewer.

In that moment, he felt a strong desire to disappear. Offering genuine help with the sewer issue had taken an unexpected turn, and the true meaning behind it was beyond comprehension.

The ordeal continued as he contemplated teaching them to drive in practical situations. Teaching the second subject turned into an unexpectedly lengthy session, pushing his patience to the limit. The last racing game proved to be the tipping point.

However, upon calming down, he realized there was no need to rush. Observing through the fog, he understood that their decision to bring him into their home indicated mental preparation. Teaching two subjects and asking him to flush the toilet were intentional moves to ease tensions, but he sensed the impending real battle.

Despite his efforts, the unexpected occurred. Someone reported him for gathering a crowd for promiscuity, leaving him dumbfounded. If he ever discovered who made the report, he vowed not to let them off lightly—scolding their ancestors for at least eighteen generations.

The disruption to this moment of shared humanity angered him. Now understanding the situation, netizens in the live broadcast room couldn’t contain their laughter, covering their stomachs individually.

[Which warrior called to report? If you come out, I promise not to tell Lin Yang that it’s you. It’s too bad, aren’t you afraid that you and your wife will be prostitutes in the future?]. [It turns out that passing through the sewer and learning to drive are all for real! I got it wrong for a long time.]. [What are you thinking? They brought Lin Yang home, and it was only a matter of time before that happened, but they were lucky not to be caught by the police!]. [Although it’s funny and cool, to be honest, it’s really a bit wicked to do so. Other girls are voluntary, not forced. If Lin Yang were really arrested today, the Netizens in the live broadcast room would scold the reporter to death.].

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After listening to Lin Yang’s explanation, the anti-pornography captain was left dumbfounded. The presence of several people in one room, even if not fully understood, raised concerns about potential improprieties. Legally, any sexual activity involving three or more people could be deemed group fornication, regardless of consent or adulthood, making it technically illegal.

Lin Yang’s admission of five people intensified the situation, adding a layer of complexity. After regaining composure, the captain addressed them cautiously, acknowledging that playing games at home was acceptable. However, he issued a stern warning, emphasising the legal implications of engaging in activities with three or more people.

He advised, “If there’s no plan in that regard, it’s fine. But if there is, I suggest you handle it discreetly. Close the team.” The captain’s words carried a mix of caution and understanding, urging them to be mindful of potential legal consequences.

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